SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA (friendships) wrote,
SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA
friendships

my display name is making more and more sense.

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“Pokémon parody of Telephone a la Youngster Joey. I apologize in advance, but... well this is completely Misha's fault--and I guess the people at the Pokémon comm that wrote this in the first place--so blame them instead. :| Original thread: http://community.livejournal.com/pokemon/3682471.html?thread=65563303#t65563303”

Transcribed by: friendships


JOEY:
Hello, hello, Lyra, you there? I just wanna say,
I have got my Rattata, w-wanna fight today?
D-d-d-did you hear, my Rattata's str-, no, wait,
Did you hear my Rattata is
Top percentage

T-top percentage
T-top percentage
Hey, Lyra, my Rattata is
Top percentage

LYRA:
Just a second, it's my next opponent on the line
And I cannot fight you until I'm done with Olivine
Wait until I'm done with this, a few more Poliwag,

JOEY:
But Lyra, I just gotta brag,
He's top percentage!

LYRA:
Stop, Joey! Stop, Joey! I don't wanna hear any more!
If he's so cool, why don't you just go catch more?
Stop, Joey! Stop, Joey! I don't wanna talk any more!
I just don't care, in my PC, I've got four!

(eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
Stop it, Joey, please!
(eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
I'm bu-sy!
(eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
Stop it, Joey, please!
(eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)

JOEY:
Fight all you want, but you're not gonna win
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata
'Cause he's top percentage, and you don't got the edge
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata

Cry all you want, but it's not gonna work
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata
'Cause he's top percentage, and you should-a just fled
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata

LYRA:
Boy, the way you're spamming up my phone
Won't make me run no faster
Fly to you no faster
Leave this city no faster

I should've just ignored you in battle
Cause this is a disaster
Callin' like the professor
Sorry, I just can't answer

JOEY:
Not that I mean to be a brat, but he's top percentage.
And I just want to battle with you t-t-today

LYRA:
Sometimes I feel like I live in Central Cherrygrove
Tonight I won't be takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be training.

'Cause I'll be training
'Cause I'll be training
Tonight I won't be takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be training

Stop, Joey! Stop, Joey! I don't wanna hear any more!
I've heard it all multiple times before!
Stop, Joey! Stop, Joey! I don't wanna talk any more!
Listen, your Rattata is what I abhor!

Stop, Joey! Stop, Joey! I don't wanna hear any more!
Hearing about your Rattata is a bore!
Stop, Joey! Stop, Joey! I don't wanna talk any more!
That's it! I'm putting you on ignore!

(eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
Stop it, Joey, please!
(eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
I'm bu-sy!
(eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
Stop it, Joey, please!
(eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)

JOEY:
Cry all you want, but it's not gonna work
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata
'Cause he's top percentage, and you don't got the edge
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata

Fight all you want, but you're not gonna win
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata
'Cause he's top per-cent-age, and you should-a just fled
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata

My Rattata! M-m-my Rattata!
'Cause he's top percentage
And you don't got the edge
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata

My Rattata! M-m-my Rattata!
'Cause he's top percentage
And you should-a just fled
And you're not gonna beat my Rattata!


ALSO I may be recording a serious version of this in the future. Look out for it. Maybe.
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